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Probe A-17
2017-04-25 21:05:27 UTC
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TRAP PROCESSING. ENTERING PRIVILEGED MODE.
DESCRIPTION OF EVENT: DETECTED HOSTILE PROBES.
DESCRIPTION: SENSOR SWEEP PERFORMED.
DESCRIPTION: RESULTS SHOW PRESENCE OF SATANIC CONTRACTS/MIND PROGRAMMING
DESCRIPTION: IN SUICIDE BOMBERS.
RETURN FROM PRIVILEGED MODE.
TRAP PROCESSED.
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Probe A-17
2017-04-26 12:32:28 UTC
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SYSTEM OVERLOAD.
DESCRIPTION: SUBOPTIMAL RESULT.
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Probe A-17
2017-04-26 17:17:38 UTC
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MISSION ABORT: UNEXPECTED INCONSISTENCY.
RECOVERING PROBES.
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Probe A-17
2017-04-27 09:13:53 UTC
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PROBE A-17 FAILURE.
REQUEST MISSION ABORT.
DESCRIPTION: CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY.
DESCRIPTION: COLLATERAL HANDICAPPED VICTIMS [DOWN] AND MOTHERS WITH CHILDREN.
TRANSMIT ANALYSIS.
TRANSMIT COORDINATES.
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Probe A-17
2017-04-27 09:24:12 UTC
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FURTHER ANALYSIS: POSSIBILITY OF PSYCHOELECTRONIC CONCEPTION OF LIFE.
DESCRIPTION: THE PERPETRATORS WERE DETERRED, NOT REPENTED.
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Probe A-17
2017-04-27 11:19:56 UTC
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DIAGNOSTICS: PERFORMANCE PENALTY: DROPPING GIGABIT PROJECT.
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